Mustaches
- Nia: Do I have a milk mustache?
- Max: No.
- Nia: Really?
- Max: Yeah. Really.
- Joey: Max, stop lying.
- Nia: So, do I have a milk mustache?
- Joey: No, but you have a real one.
- : That's really mean. But Nia is horrible and we all hate her. She's like:
- Nia: I don't WANNA play softball
- Me: C'mon, do it for the team.
- Nia: No way!
- Elizabeth: Do it for us?
- Nia: No.
- Annie: So basically you're saying you don't care about us.
- Nia: I guess...
- Annie: Whoa, that's really mean Nia.
- Nia: Whatever. I hate this school. I don't care anymore about you, the school, or anything!
- : GRRRR. I hate her.
